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Age:106
Country:United States
Ethnicity:Other
Sexual Preference:Straight
Last Broadcast:1 day ago
City:North Pole
Occupation:Captain
School:Very Uneducated
Favorite Food:Ribeye
Pets:Yes
Automobile:Boat
Perfect Mate:MyFreeCams.com
Perfect Date:laptop, webcam, strange people, ban button
Meaning Life:Spreading Christmas cheer all year long
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